NowOnTour





















Coke Dick Motorcycle Awesome

Whore Island!
Lakehouse Records
Release: 3/07/2006

Buy Now


Rated:


Review by:
J Sherrod

With a name like Coke Dick Motorcycle Awesome, you can bank on two things:

1. They ain't goin' for mainstream airplay
2. They ain't gonna play bubble gum pop

I was fortunate to happen upon this Detroit-based band at a club I frequent in Nashville. They had played there a few months earlier but I wasn't in attendance - all my friends told me what a great show I missed. I caught the band on their next time through town and was blown away by their live show. I was so impressed that I scooped up a copy of their new CD Whore Island! for a mere five bucks.

Normally I don't get into bands that can fall into the "Hardcore" category but somethin' was different about these cats that made me want to hear and learn more. Their album is a lot like their live performance in that they don't take themselves too seriously but aren't so carefree they come across as a joke.

This CD is eleven tracks of unrestrained energy plus two others I'll go into later. It begins with a punk intro - everybody yelling "Coke dick!" "Dick Army's Last Stand" officially kicks things off with earsplitting vocals, straight ahead drum beats and frantic guitars as it proclaims "Sleep when you're dead!"

The title track is a lighthearted song about the band not being accepted into any one certain musical genre...and why. Plus, it has a "Vicious Halftime Viking Riff" and ends with a little classical guitar riff (this isn't the only song that does). "Third Strike" is the song that shook the foundation of the club when they played it live. This song is fuckin' insane and drummer David Smith destroys the kit. My personal favorite on the album, by far.

Musically, "The Nightingale" reminds me of a song from ALL's Pummel. Walking a thin line of being poppy, it still remains hard enough not to fall into the safe zone. Great vocals and solid drums are combined with clean and distorted guitars. Mind you, I did not call this a pop song. Hell, to me it's one of the best songs on the album as it shows versatility and even defines the lyrics in the previously mentioned title track.

Now, I stated earlier that there was something different about this band to me just by seeing them live. I saw them as a quintet, but they had two members that weren't present that night. I bought the CD at the show, opened it, sat at the bar to get one last brew before closing time and that's when I saw that one member, Justin Johnston, is listed as the groups classical guitarist. Some songs end with classical guitar but "The Relentless Pursuit Of..." and closing track "Possibly Our Zenith" are instrumental classical guitar pieces. How cool and gutsy is that for a band with such a brash name?

Detroit is the Motor City and CDMA is running on high octane. It's been said the true measure of a band is in their live shows. While I encourage purchasing this album, I can't stress enough to find out when they come to your city. You should go see them. They are truly CDMAwesome!



Related Record Reviews



Bright Light Fever
The Evening Owl




The Subways
Young For Eternity




Cougars
Pillow Talk




Beat Strings
Love, Lust, Wonder




I Am Ghost
Lovers' Requiem




GlobalScholar.com - K-12 & College Online Tutoring & Homework Help

Math is Hard
Math tutoring with GlobalScholar is easy!