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Whitestarr

Luv Machine
Contango Records
Release: 5/16/2006

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Review by:
J Sherrod

Question: What do you call a mediocre, southern rock band from Los Angeles?
Answer: Whitestarr

Whitestarr make their debut with Luv Machine from Contango Records. At first glance the silver album cover with band photo gives a vibe that this is gonna be a feel-good kinda record. Well, as much as I hate to admit this...I have been known to be wrong from time-to-time.

The band's sound is similar to that of the Black Crows with a dash of Kid Rock (the more bluesy and "southern" side of him.). I've been a fan of Kid Rock since my younger days and still dig some of his stuff, but I've outgrown him for the most part. As far as the Black Crows are concerned, I could really care less. This band takes both styles and blends them together to make a tolerable product.

Most of the songs bleed together but a few stand out, like "Gimme' A Light," an up-tempo, party-driven song about livin' fast and "Burnin' your candle at both ends." I can relate to that so I'm down with what this song's about.

The band covers the old rhythm and blues song, "Use Me" by Bill Withers - it left me completely unimpressed. While the original version of this song has and will continue to withstand the test of time, I'll forget this version as soon as I finish my review. Though I give the band props for takin' a stab at it, in my ears it comes up about as flat as an audible pancake. I'm sure there's no such thing but if there was this song would properly define it.

"Welcome To Malibu" has a boogie-woogie feel to it and lyrics like "Goin' home in a body bag and goin' to rehab/Welcome to Malibu." It's a much needed lift a little too late into the disc.

Luv Machine is a decent record but far from being anything special. This album is so average it's uncanny. An outstanding review is easy to write because the music grabs you and takes you some place, allowing your thoughts to go crazy with joy. A shitty album brings out the worst in you, and the hatred for it just spills out like some sort of creative cleansing process. An album like this is difficult because it's just so damn humdrum. I guess in some strange way this album has left me speechless but it ain't because it rocked my socks off. I just can't review the same song thirteen times and make each comment exciting.



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