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Kelley Stoltz

Below The Branches
Sub Pop Records
Release: 2/07/2006

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Review by:
Gisele Grignon

Disclaimer right off the top here, and an apology to close. Not much actually scares me when it comes to lyrics. But I must admit to some heavy duty heebie-jeebies when someone’s gleefully penning and singing for the return of J.C. (not to be confused with the rap deity Jay-Z), and proclaiming “I think it’s crime that/Just when the stars above you they offer their light to love you” and “Yeah, if you ever thought of coming back and blowing a mind...now’s the time.”

And then when that someone - Kelley Stoltz - sets the words to music with a striking resemblance to the Beach Boys while extolling the grandness of the first and ultimate sandal-footed dude and his do-gooding sidekick the Holy Ghost well, it’s almost too much to handle. Almost but not quite.

Stoltz redeems himself (though it could be argued that such redemption is not called for, depending on your tolerance for not-quite-on-key falsetto, again reminiscent of the latter day Beach Boys), with the balance of this slightly funky, slightly innocent but altogether intriguing collection. Not quite a raconteur of Harry Chapin’s ilk, Stoltz manages to bring to life all tracks, sometimes in spite of lyrics.

That may sound unduly harsh, if not downright unchristian, so clarification time: words and phrasings - at first listen - harkens to a simpler time, which automatically sets this collection apart from the bland sameness of much of today’s commercial radio’s slim pickings. And thanks to the skillful inclusion of a harmonium providing a children’s carousel feel to songs, (as in “No World Like The World”) and straightforward melodies, the theme of clean simplicity remains intact. The la-la-las in “Birdies Singing” however, threaten to cross the line between child-like and childish.

Yet even that cut evokes warm and fuzzy memories and the thrill of discovery, almost on par with a first-ever spin of The Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper. (You know, with that McCartney guy pre-divorce of the century). Obviously Stoltz makes no effort to hide his early influences too. What, with the nod to Mrs. John Lennon in “Prank Calls” - “Got a silver leaf hanging over our head that we painted for Yoko Ono.”

In keeping with the comparison theme: “Winter Girl” could have been penned by Harry Chapin - so striking is the resemblance to his rendition of “Let Time Go Lightly.” Unencumbered yet engaging, Below the Branches merits an uplifting and melancholic rating on the temperament scale (hey, if Stoltz can slip in a reference to “barometric pressure” in a tune, surely I too can permit myself something in the same vein.)

Trivia Game spoiler: I had to replay “Memory Collector” several times before I could finally put my finger on what the melody and production stylings reminded me of. Then it hit me: remember the Friends episode in which Ross rekindles his passion and “talent” for the keyboards? Ross’s blind determination to share his “music” with his friends is a lot like a refugee camp prisoner sharing his scant rations with fellow deprived campers: a laudable gesture, but hardly enough there to feed the stomach, let alone the soul. To quote yet another pop culture icon: “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” A minor quibble for an otherwise upbeat effort that possesses an inherently endearing, if sometimes overly earnest, appeal. Translation: unpolished yet shiny, twinkly bright. And definitely worth a listen...or several.

Apology...as promised: There’s no out-and-out declaration on this CD or anywhere on the net re: Kelley Stoltz personal or professional religious leanings. However, if Mr. Stoltz is indeed a card-carrying Christian and labels his music as such, my sincere apologies for any anti-religion statements or innuendo contained herein. Honest.



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